英文趣闻,笑话,名句等(3)

能满足每个人各种各种需求

It’s not that. 不是那样的。

A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

A: No, it wasn’t raining.

A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。

B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！

A：不是，当时并没有下雨。

Compare other things？比一下其他？

Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed

Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

儿子：妈妈，John有双乔丹签名的球鞋。

妈妈：你只关心这个吗？不会比一下其它东西

儿子：有啊，他妈妈比你漂亮

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟