英文趣闻,笑话,名句等(2)

能满足每个人各种各种需求

4》If every unfolding we experience takes us further along in life, then, we are truly experiencing what life is offering...

如果我们在人生中体验的每一次转变都让我们在生活中走得更远，那么，我们就真正的体验到了生活想让我们体验的东西。

5》Then Richard Parker, companion of my torment, awful, fierce thing that kept me alive, moved forward and disappeared forever from my life.

然后，那个让我生存下来的理查德·帕克，那个让我痛苦、使我害怕的凶狠的伙伴，径直向前走没有回头，永远消失在我的生命里。

2．6,000 dead pigs found in river. Shanghai said it pulled hundreds more dead pigs out of its main river March 13, bringing the total to just over 6,600, triggering a public outcry in China where concerns over food safety and environmental pollution run high."

在中国上海的河道里发现了约6,000头死猪，上海官方报道3月13号在河里已打捞出数百头死猪，估计河中死猪总数超过了6,600头，这立刻引起了举国哗然，大家都表示对食品卫生和环境污染高度担忧。

1. Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”

Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”

谁的父亲更强壮

威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。 威尔说： “ 喏，你知道太平洋吗？就是我爸爸为它挖的洞。”

比尔不屑一顾： “ 噢，那没什么。你知道死海吗？那是我爸爸杀死的。 ”

哪个英文字最长？

smile（笑），应为，smile的中间有一英里长（mile）

man who runs in front of car gets tired

一个人在车前跑会给车轮压扁（或者累）tired（车轮或者累的意思）

man who runs behind the car get exhausted

一个人在车后跑会吸很多车废气（或者累） exhausted (废气或者累的意思

Feel Unhappy.心里难受

Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

Father: Of cause, it is

Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time. Father(angrily): What? You------

儿子：是不是当心里难受时，就不应该再给他精神或肉体上的刺激？

父亲：那当然！

儿子：那好，这次我有两门功课不及格，我现在心里很难受。

父亲(气愤地)：什么？你……