英文笑话集锦

一、我是单身汉

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."

二、死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

三、位置上的冰激凌

"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"请原谅，你占了我的位置."

"你的位置？你能征明这点吗？"

"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."

四、别无选择

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？"

亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？"