英文小剧本

新守株待兔The farmer and the rabbits

人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，C, D, E, 大树,农夫的妻子和儿子

道具：手机，表，鞋，大宝霜，树，枪，绳，锄头，MP4，痒痒挠，头服饰，背景（草）等 旁白：Have you heard of the story about a farmer and a rabbit? I’m sure you know this story well. Today, the story goes on. But as time goes on, the farmer has changed a lot. So does the rabbit. Let’s see what happens.

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was young, I studied in Nanhai

Experimental Middle School. My school was good! My teachers were friendly. I went to Oxford University. And now I’m a rich, clever, cool farmer. [开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 007！This is my watch- Casio! This is my MP4! These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS! This is what I use-Da Bao(大宝) cream. And this is--- [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh, sorry.[扔掉苹果] not this one, but this---[从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what this is？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out! ! It’s my modern——Hoe~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] I’m hard-working, not a lazy guy.

树：I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！] I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh? There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] How lovely!

兔子A：Hello, I’m a rabbit. My name is Meito. Now I’m just going for a walk. I want to keep fit because I’m a little fat.

[农夫继续锄地，No pains no gains. Good good work day day harvest!边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫：（惊喜地）A rabbit? Wow, delicious lunch！Yummy,yummy! How about

roasted rabbit for lunch? My son Harry will like it. [扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。(编舞)]

兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?

农夫：Huh…！I want you!... for lunch! Delicious lunch!!

兔子A： Oh, gosh! ~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]

农夫：Do you think you can run away? No way!! You are my lunch!!

[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！ Foolish farmer!

树：[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….Help! Help![痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] (加歌曲)

[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! You’re mine! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]

英文小剧本

兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Oh, Jesus！Oh, my god![倒地]

农夫：Great! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠]I’m tired! I’ll eat you later. Anyway, you are mine.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音） 兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened? 树：[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.

兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]A mobile phone![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 007! Wow, how cool![放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]wait, a mobile phone！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音：拨电话) Hello？

兔子B：Hello! This is Jenny. I’m busy now. Please leave a message to 007. I’ll call you later. BBBBB

兔子A：Oh,no！ (再打) Please,,, please…

兔子C：Hi, this is the most beautiful rabbit in the world.

兔子A：Hi, Betty. Please help me!! I ….

兔子C：Sorry, Mom asks me to go to the party. I must go. Bye.

兔子A：But… Hello? Hello?

兔子D：Hello, this is Tom speaking.

兔子A：Great! Tom, you must help me. I was hurt. A farmer wants to … 兔子D：Oh my god! Where are you? Do you still want to borrow money from me? You owe me 5 dollars!

兔子A：I will give you the money. But please help me.

兔子D：Dad told me not to help the dishonest guy. Bye.

兔子A：No no no! I’m in danger now! Come and help me!!!

兔子A：A friend in need is a friend indeed. But nobody helps me.(绝望)

(虚弱地)Oh! Should I call 110~Or 119? 112?...Oh, I forget! I’m dying! [作喉咙卡住声音，死去]

不久后，一只兔子E经过

[兔子E上。]兔子E：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万

种)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh, MeitoI’m so sorry, Meito! What happened? 5555555~~~~~~Meito

树：Oh! Don’t hit me.! Don’t hit me! I’m ~~dying![朝地上倒，压倒兔子E]

兔子E：What? NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)

[农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子] En..?Two rabbits! I remember I have caught just one! Oh thank god! How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]

旁白：At last, the farmer carries the two rabbits back home happily. His wife and son are quite happy to have a big dinner of roasted rabbit. Poor rabbits! A friend in need is a friend indeed. If the other rabbits came to help Meito, maybe it would run away. So, give your hands to your friends when they need help. That’s all for our story. I hope you will enjoy it. Thank you!