生活大爆炸 第一季 剧本台词 中英文对照

第一季 11 集：The Pancake Batter Anomaly -Sheldon: Checkmate. -Leonard: Again? -Sheldon: Obviously,you are not well suited for three-dimensional chess Perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed. -Leonard: Just reset the board. -Sheldon: It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels. -Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail -Leonard: Yeah, right here How was Nebraska? -Penny: Well, better than north Dakota。 I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska. -Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here. -Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back. -Leonard: How’s your family -Penny: It was the worst trip. Everyone got sick over the weekend. -Leonard: Sick? -Sheldon: Here we go. What kind of sick -Penny: The flu, I guess. -Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know. Now, when did the symptoms first appear -Penny: Maybe Friday. -Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon -Penny: I-I don’t… -Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when -Leonard: Sheldon, relax. She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious. -Sheldon: Oh, please. If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousand of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo habits would here figured out how to kill the guy with the rummy nose. -Leonard: Penny, you’ll have to excuse Sheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe. -Penny: It’s okay. I understand. -Sheldon: Thanks for your consideration, now please leave. -Leonard: You’d better go before he starts spraying you with Iysol. -Penny: Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail. -Leonard: No problem. Welcome home. -Sheldon: What -Leonard: What the hell are you doing -Sheldon: I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures. -Leonard: With lime Jell-O -Sheldon: I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt. -Sheldon: Here, swab my throat. -Leonard: I don't think so. -Sheldon: Leonard, if I'm going to get ahead of this thing, I need to find out what's growing in my throat. -Leonard: Sheldon, you are not sick. This is, but you are not. -Sheldon: We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Penny has introduced into our environment. For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies. -Leonard: Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting -Sheldon: When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell-O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance. -Leonard: I'm going back to bed. -Sheldon: Wait. Put this in the bathroom. -Leonard: What for -Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down. -Leonard: I mixed pancake batter in this! -Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine. -Leonard: You had time to make a label for everything in this apartme

nt including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said "urine cup" -Sheldon: It's right here on the bottom. -Leonard: Huh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology. -Sheldon: Oh, dear God. Leonard! 我写了，就在杯底。 Huh,我想我欠"贝蒂厨房"一封致歉信。 天哪 Leonard! 我用这个来搅拌做薄煎饼的材料! 不，这量杯向来都是用来盛尿的。 你有空把房间里所有东西都贴上标记，甚至包括记号笔，怎么就不腾出 10 秒在这上面写"尿杯" 我要去睡觉了。 等等，把这个拿到洗手间去。 干嘛用 我要记录我体内水分的摄入和流失来确认我的肾脏功能是否良好。 Sheldon 你没觉得你过度紧张了么？ 在我躺在医院不省人事，要靠那些庸医来救我时，这些果冻样本和我随 身的笔记多少会提高点我活命的机率。 我从没有去过内布拉斯加州,我很确定我身体里没有那种病菌的抗体。 Sheldon 你没生病.这实在是...不过你真没得病。 我们不知道 Penny 会把哪种伤寒病菌带进来。 在开始使用石器工具和创作洞穴壁画的年代,能人们肯定会想方设法干 掉流着鼻涕的家伙的。 Penny,你要原谅 Sheldon,他有点病理恐惧。 没关系，我能理解。 谢谢你的照顾，现在请你离开。 你最好趁他还没拿来沙尔来对着你喷的时候赶紧闪。 好的，谢谢你替我拿邮件。 小意思，欢迎回家。 怎么了？ 你在瞎折腾什么啊 我在进行咽拭子培养 用酸橙果冻 我需要一个生长培养基，而杏仁酸奶却被扫荡一空。 过来，取一下我喉咙的样本。 我不要。 Leonard 如果我要防患于未然，就得先知道我喉咙里长了些什么 将军。 又？ 很显然，你还不够格来玩三维国际象棋。 你的速度或许更适合玩三维糖果盒游戏。 这盘重来。 这么多层都得我让你，还真丢脸阿。 好，伙计们,你拿了我的邮件了？ 是，在这。 内布拉斯加那边怎么样？ 比北达科他州强。 我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才好笑。 就目前的数据来说，你还不能得出这结论。 你所能唯一确定的是这笑话在这儿不好笑。 兄弟们，回来真好。 你家人怎么样 这趟旅行简直不能再糟了。 一个周末下来家里人全病了。 病了？ 又来了。什么病？ 我猜，就是流感吧。 我不是要你猜，我要你确定。 第一次出现症状是在什么时候？ 大概是周五。 周五，上午还是下午？ 我…我不… 小姐，好好想想，是谁？在什么时候擦过鼻子？ 没事的，Sheldon。 她没有任何症状，我确定她不会传染。 拜托。 如果流感只是在症状出现后才会感染，那它早该在几千年前就消失了。

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