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Previously on "desperate housewives"...

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I just want to move this place fast.

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I'll call you tomorrow.

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Edie, wait.

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It's so incomprehensible to me that

Edie Britt would try to destroy us.

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For 5 grand, she's hurt.

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10 grand, she's gone.

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Some neighbors hired help...

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how am I supposed to pull off

a formal dinner with no warning?

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I don't know.

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And some helped themselves.

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I hate that she's always watching us.

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Some just couldn't stop.

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Smile, Gabrielle.

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And one...

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didn't stop in time.

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Oh, Andrew, I need your help, honey.

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Mama?

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There is a widely read book that tells

us everyone is a sinner.

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Of course, not everyone who reads this book

feels guilt over the bad things they do,

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but Bree Van De Kamp did.

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In fact, Bree had spent most of her life feeling guilty.

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As a child, she felt guilty about not getting straight A's.

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As a teenager, she felt guilty about

letting her boyfriend go to second base.

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As a newlywed, she felt guilty about taking

three weeks to get out her thank-you cards.

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But she knew the transgressions of her past

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were nothing compared with the sin she was about to commit.

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Can't we just go to the police and tell them it was an accident?

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This wasn't some simple DUI.

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Not only was your brother drinking,

Andrew left the scene of the crime.

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That makes it a hit-and-run.

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Maybe I could go to Canada.

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You know, until the statute of limitations is up.

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You really think mom and dad are going to foot the

bill while you go moose hunting for seven years?

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If Carlos's mother dies, there is no statute of limitations.

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Right, because then it's murder.

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Shut up!

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You shut up.

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How could it be murder?

It was an accident!

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We have to get rid of the car.

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But we can't sell it.

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The police might find it, and there could be DNA.

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We'll take the car to a bad part of town,

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we'll leave the keys in the ignition

and the doors unlocked.

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If the police don't find it, we'll get

the insurance money, and if they do,

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it wasn't in our possession.

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Anyone could have hit Mrs. Solis.

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That sounds good.

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Bree, are you sure?

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Our son could spend the rest of his life in jail.

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I won't allow that.

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Bree knew what she was about to do was wrong,

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but like most sinners, she would

worry about her guilt tomorrow.

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Well, everybody should go wash up.

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We're having pancakes for breakfast.

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<font color=F62B97>Episode 8 : Guilty

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Not since my own suicide had violence intruded

upon the serenity of life on Wisteria Lane

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in such a conspicuous fashion.

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Needless to say, my friends attacked

the problem head-on.

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Lynette brought the broom,

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Susan brought the trash bags,

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and Bree brought the industrial-strength solvent.

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Whoo. That stuff is strong.

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It has to be.

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I don't want Gabrielle and Carlos coming home

to this ugly reminder in front of their house.

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So has anyone been over there?

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Julie and I went over this morning.

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How's Juanita doing?

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She's been in a coma ever since

she came out of the E.R.

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Nobody knows when, or even if, she'll wake up.

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This is awful. Carlos must be just devastated.

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I hope she wakes up soon. Maybe she can

tell us who was driving that car.

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We can only hope.

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Slow down, you jerk!

This is a residential neighborhood!

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Wow, that's quite a pitching arm you've got there.

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It pisses me off.

I've got four kids, you know?

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I was up all night reading statistics on line.

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1 out of every 4 traffic accidents

happens on residential streets.

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I hope whoever hit Juanita gets put away for life.

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Don't you think that's a little bit extreme?

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An innocent woman gets hit by a car

and the driver just takes off?

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I don't think it's extreme.

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You should go home and get some rest, eat something.

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You have a ton of messages from work.

Tanaka called, said it was urgent.

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Carlos, I can stay here with your mother.

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I need to be here if she wakes up.

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You can't go on like this.

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You have to take care of yourself.

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What if she dies?

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People slip into comas all the time and never come out.

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Don't say that.

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We need to stay positive.

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Mr. and Mrs. Solis?

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John.

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Is it okay if I come in?

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Of course.

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Mr. Solis, uh...

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I'm so sorry this happened.

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It means a lot that you came.

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Look, I think I'm going to go

down to the chapel and pray.

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You want to come?

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Um, no.

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I think I will stay here with mama.

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Is it all right if I come?

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Of course.

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We need all the prayers we can get.

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Mrs. Solis, it's time for her sponge bath.

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Come again?

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Sometimes family members prefer to

administer sponge baths themselves.

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I think I'll pass.

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Martha.

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Where's your purse?

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Over there. Why?

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What are you doing?

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I am taking back the $40 that

you stole out of my purse.

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Edie.

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We both know you did it.

Now hand it over!

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I have taken nothing from your purse.

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And if you're missing money, I'd ask one of those strange men you parade through here at all hours.

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I am not going to apologize for having a healthy sex life.

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Healthy?

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I'm going to have to burn every sheet you've touched.

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I want my money.

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And I want those nonfat peach yogurts.

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They didn't just walk out of that fridge by themselves.

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Well, you can deduct it from the $40

that you're going to give me now.

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You're my best friend.

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Why would I steal from you?

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It's no secret that you've been

having financial problems.

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I hear you bitching on the phone to your bank.

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That's it.

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I can put up with your debauchery and your

food theft, but I will not tolerate spying.

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I want you out.

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You don't mean that.

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Oh, yes, I do.

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I'm leaving tomorrow to visit my sister for a few days.

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I want you gone by the time I get back.

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I'll do you one better.

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I will leave today.

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I hope this works.

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My sleep cycle is totally out of whack.

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I'm up all night, and then dozing off during the day.

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Trust me. This'll do the trick.

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In fact, you should be feeling more relaxed already.

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You know, you're right.

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Boys, I can hear you out there. Now be quiet.

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Just sit there and color.

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Now is not a good time to be moving.

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Right. Sorry.

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Just block everything out

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and let it go.

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Imagine that you're in a forest.

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There's a babbling brook nearby,

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and the wind is just coming through the trees.

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Mommy.

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Parker.

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I don't know --

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ow -- what you think you're doing,

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but put that back where it belongs.

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Sorry.

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You were saying something about wind.

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I was just creating a soothing image.

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Oh, for the love of god.

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Knock it off, you little monsters.

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Mrs. Scavo, please lie down.

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We need to finish this.

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Look, I'm on my last nerve, so I'm

going to level with you here.

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I've screwed up my entire system by

taking my kids' A.D.D. medication.