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搞笑英语小短文

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

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Keep your hair on 沉住气，别着急

Used for telling somebody who is angry or very excited about something to keep calm. 用于告诉因为某件事生气或者着急的人保持沉着冷静。相当于中文里面的“稳住”，“别急”。

Examples:

1. Keep your hair on, Mum. You can hardly see the damage.

冷静点，妈妈。这东西上几乎看不出有什么损坏。

2. Keep your hair on! We’ve got plenty of time to get to the airport.

文件中包含一篇英语搞笑短文,更有韦博hi-english分享给你!

别着急，我们有足够的时间赶到机场。

韦博每日Hi-English，学好英语从点滴开始! 学英语不要间断哦~ （第①期）