花木兰台词

Mulan:

Okay. Okay, how about this: [in a deep voice] Excuse me, where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one, too. They're very manly, and strong.[She fumbles with the sword, dropping it on the ground.]

Khan rolls with laughter, and is hit by a shoe.

Mulan:

I'm working on it! Oh, who am I fooling. It'd take a miracle to get me into the army.

Mushu:

[covered in smoke, and surrounded by fire, all Mulan can see is his giant shadow.] Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear ya say, "Aaah!"

Mulan:

Aughhh!

Mushu:

That's close enough!

Mulan:

A ghost!

Mushu:

Get ready, Mulan, your seventeen halation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade! [He glances down at Crickee, who is making finger-shadows of a dragon's head, and kicks him.] C'mon, you're gonna stay, you're gonna work with me. [To Mulan] So heed my words, cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death.

Mulan:

Who are you?

Mushu:

Who am I? WHO am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu.

Mulan stares at the tiny dragon for a moment.

Mushu:

Ah, I'm pretty hot, huh? [Immediately Khan steps all over him.] Mulan:

My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

Mushu:

Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue-thing. Mulan:

You're ... um ...

Mushu:

Intimidating? All inspiring?

Mulan:

Tiny!

Mushu:

Of course! I am travel-sized, for your convenience. If I was my

REAL size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan tries to chomp him.] DOWN, Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor. Alright! That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis-

Mulan:

Stop! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.

Mushu:

Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. You clear on that? [Mulan nods]. Alright. Okey-dokey! Let's get this show on the road! Crickee, get the bags! [To Khan] Let's move it heifer!

At the Moo-Shung Camp

Mushu:

Okay, this is it! Time to show them your man-walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and strut! Two three, break that bone, two, three, and work it!

Mushu:

[They pass men trimming their toenails and picking their

noses] Beautiful, isn't it.

Mulan:

They're disgusting.

Mushu:

No, they're men. And you're gonna have to act just like them, so pay attention.

配音人员：马海霞 李炜